Freeman's Mind： Episode 48-pKUNZmvCMQA.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

#200:00:14,822→00:00:17,601

I'm starting to wish I hadn't shot that security guard.

#300:00:18,094→00:00:22,317

His willingness to run in front of gunfire would be real handy right about now.

#400:00:22,317→00:00:24,107

I'd tell him to run out there first,

#500:00:24,107→00:00:25,259

I'd run the other way,

#600:00:25,259→00:00:26,418

it would be perfect.

#700:00:26,418→00:00:29,070

Teamwork: the ultimate sacrifice.

#800:00:29,070→00:00:30,594

Okay, time to go out in style.

#900:00:30,594→00:00:31,402

Zig-zag, zig-zag--

#1000:00:31,402→00:00:33,161

[explosion]

#1100:00:33,161→00:00:36,921

[panicking, explosions]

#1200:00:36,921→00:00:38,037

[exhales]

#1300:00:38,037→00:00:39,639

Is he going to blow through the building?!

#1400:00:39,639→00:00:40,632

He doesn't have to!

#1500:00:40,632→00:00:43,121

Personally, I would recommend he NOT blow through the building!

#1600:00:43,121→00:00:44,946

I shouldn't even suggest that to him.

#1700:00:44,946→00:00:46,400

Why is this door not moving?!

#1800:00:46,901→00:00:48,524

It's blown off the hinges!

#1900:00:48,524→00:00:50,504

I can see inside, for God's s...!

#2000:00:50,504→00:00:52,500

THIS IS NOT LOCKED; THIS IS CHEATING!

#2100:00:52,500→00:00:54,989

TELL REALITY TO STOP CHEATING!

#2200:00:54,989→00:00:57,240

Reality, how could you?

#2300:00:57,240→00:00:59,280

So, let's face the facts:

#2400:00:59,280→00:01:01,869

I don't have a grappling hook to climb up the building,

#2500:01:01,869→00:01:05,824

and this tank needs... seconds... to turn the barrel left and right,

#2600:01:05,824→00:01:09,084

so that's my window of really shitty opportunity.

#2700:01:09,084→00:01:10,061

Hey, I'm not here right now.

#2800:01:10,061→00:01:10,754

This is my day off.

#2900:01:10,754→00:01:11,116

So, don't--

#3000:01:11,116→00:01:12,376

[explosion]

#3100:01:12,376→00:01:13,000

No...!

#3200:01:14,465→00:01:16,500

Okay, good, no second tank behind it.

#3300:01:17,277→00:01:19,905

Oh yeah, what now, Captain Boom-a-lot?!

#3400:01:19,905→00:01:23,467

How about you turn your gun towards me and kill yourself shooting the wall?!

#3500:01:25,670→00:01:27,031

I'M RIGHT HERE, ASSHOLE!

#3600:01:27,031→00:01:27,801

COME GET ME!

#3700:01:28,161→00:01:29,822

THAT'S RIGHT, THIS SIDE!

#3800:01:29,822→00:01:30,876

Okay, bye!

#3900:01:30,876→00:01:33,562

Doop-boop-doop-boodloodlood-doop, doop-boop, boo-doo-boodloodlood, doop-boop, doopboopdoop...

#4000:01:33,562→00:01:35,488

[missiles whistling]

#4100:01:35,488→00:01:36,307

[explosions]

#4200:01:36,307→00:01:36,801

[explosions] Oh God!

#4300:01:36,801→00:01:38,568

[explosions]

#4400:01:38,568→00:01:40,795

[explosions] Don't be a nuke! Don't be a nuke!

#4500:01:40,795→00:01:41,901

I-I can't handle a nuke!

#4600:01:43,249→00:01:47,317

Okay, I'm not blind and my face is still on my...face, so that probably wasn't a nuke.

#4700:01:47,317→00:01:49,103

[gunshot] WAAAAGH!

#4800:01:49,103→00:01:51,378

LOOK OUT! THERE'S A SNIPER OUTSIDE!

#4900:01:51,378→00:01:53,159

I SAID, LOOK OUT!

#5000:01:53,159→00:01:54,558

YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!

#5100:01:54,558→00:01:56,667

WATCH OUT OR HE MIGHT SHOOT YOU!

#5200:01:57,346→00:01:59,667

LISTEN TO ME, I SAID THERE'S A SNIPER!

#5300:02:00,712→00:02:02,987

I tried to warn them.

#5400:02:02,987→00:02:06,624

Actually, I thought that second guy was going to run into his own grenade,

#5500:02:06,624→00:02:09,118

but, I think he remembered about it at the last minute.

#5600:02:09,118→00:02:12,372

Some people are destined for a special kind of greatness.

#5700:02:12,372→00:02:14,590

[radio rapid beeping] Jesus Christ, this thing is loud.

#5800:02:14,590→00:02:16,539

[radio rapid beeping] I could hear it outside the building.

#5900:02:16,539→00:02:18,831

[radio rapid beeping] I'm going to turn it off.

#6000:02:18,831→00:02:20,606

[radio rapid beeping] Dammit, it's not...

#6100:02:20,606→00:02:22,801

[radio rapid beeping] I hit the switch, what else am I supposed to do?

#6200:02:25,869→00:02:27,467

I wouldn't make a good surgeon.

#6300:02:27,825→00:02:30,757

Hey, I just realized, I don't know how to fly a helicopter either.

#6400:02:30,757→00:02:32,850

But, I think I should get a free pass on that one

#6500:02:32,850→00:02:35,000

because it's unreasonable to anticipate...

#6600:02:35,991→00:02:39,680

Okay, I'm going to let you live because I need you for an experiment

#6700:02:39,680→00:02:43,366

to ascertain whether tank shells prefer blue or orange colors.

#6800:02:43,366→00:02:45,578

GUARD: Sir. Yes, that's good, you may call me "sir".

#6900:02:45,578→00:02:47,962

GUARD: Okay, why not? Didn't want to die alone anyway.

#7000:02:47,962→00:02:48,729

Excellent.

#7100:02:48,729→00:02:51,734

Okay chuckles, you wait there while I figure out where we're going.

#7200:02:53,227→00:02:54,095

Okay, is this...?

#7300:02:54,095→00:02:54,704

[lock buzzes]

#7400:02:54,704→00:02:55,775

No.

#7500:02:55,775→00:02:57,298

[distant hivehand fire]

#7600:02:57,298→00:02:58,919

Oh, you want to take a shot, huh?

#7700:02:58,919→00:03:00,234

Hey, speaking of initiative,

#7800:03:00,234→00:03:05,231

I can't help but notice you were standing up here while I was screaming for help downstairs.

#7900:03:05,231→00:03:08,014

Some people might look poorly upon that.

#8000:03:08,014→00:03:11,664

Oh wow, grenades. I could've used these a few minutes ago.

#8100:03:11,664→00:03:12,964

Guns!

#8200:03:12,964→00:03:14,167

Shells!

#8300:03:16,044→00:03:17,500

...more guns!

#8400:03:17,500→00:03:19,749

Holy crap, I've gotta find Eddie.

#8500:03:19,749→00:03:24,223

If I can haul all of this stuff out of here later, this is my ticket to a new life.

#8600:03:24,223→00:03:27,575

Okay, I guess I can get this guard to help me carry some of this stuff,

#8700:03:27,575→00:03:29,663

but we should probably find a way out of here first

#8800:03:29,663→00:03:31,680

so we can come back here with a truck.

#8900:03:31,680→00:03:34,668

GUARD: Yep, all that target range time is gonna pay off today.

#9000:03:34,668→00:03:39,812

Seriously, this might be a war zone, but there is money to be made here!

#9100:03:39,812→00:03:42,881

I don't know how many MP5s I've seen just lying on the ground.

#9200:03:42,881→00:03:44,734

We might need a couple trucks.

#9300:03:44,734→00:03:48,768

That guard knew the code to this place, maybe he knows other stashes just like this.

#9400:03:48,768→00:03:50,956

He might just tell us; what does he have to lose?

#9500:03:50,956→00:03:53,736

GUARD: I don't know if we should go any further. Th-this doesn't look right.

#9600:03:53,736→00:03:57,679

Eddie could interrogate him later if he doesn't, but one step at a time here.

#9700:03:57,679→00:03:59,523

I'll just take what I can handle for now.

#9800:03:59,523→00:04:02,267

I'll be using some of this just to get out of this madhouse.

#9900:04:02,974→00:04:05,401

I don't have time to look through all these crates now.

#10000:04:05,401→00:04:08,939

If it's anything like these shells, we're going to cash out.

#10100:04:08,939→00:04:10,928

GUARD: Our luck has to change sooner or later.

#10200:04:10,928→00:04:12,259

It already has!

#10300:04:12,259→00:04:13,556

Don't you understand that?

#10400:04:13,556→00:04:16,684

Forget it, all I need from you are the stash locations, okay?

#10500:04:16,684→00:04:20,100

I'm not looking to split this share between anyone else besides Eddie anyway.

#10600:04:20,580→00:04:23,300

I wonder if Eddie can even handle this much inventory.

#10700:04:24,066→00:04:25,873

Fuck it, I know he'll try.

#10800:04:25,873→00:04:29,996

I know Eddie. When I tell him about all I found that's just lying here for the taking,

#10900:04:29,996→00:04:32,237

he's going to get that sparkle in his eye.

#11000:04:32,237→00:04:35,240

It's that same sparkle he had before he going to Panama,

#11100:04:35,240→00:04:37,033

and I remember how that turned out.

#11200:04:37,878→00:04:40,370

Oh-ho-ho! I have not forgotten you.

#11300:04:40,370→00:04:41,534

I mean WE haven't.

#11400:04:44,746→00:04:47,225

I'm not really the sentimental type, but--

#11500:04:47,225→00:04:48,734

Well, no, I'm not.

#11600:04:50,273→00:04:52,010

Okay, this must be the Sniper residence.

#11700:04:52,010→00:04:55,191

I received a bullet delivery from you by mistake, so I'm returning it

#11800:04:55,191→00:04:56,767

plus a little something extra for your trouble.

#11900:04:59,641→00:05:02,331

Okay, I'll mark down that you received the shipment.

#12000:05:02,331→00:05:04,209

Hey, you don't have a car, do you?

#12100:05:04,209→00:05:07,091

That would make my life a lot easier, you have no idea.

#12200:05:07,091→00:05:09,103

But, you probably don't; it got blown up...?

#12300:05:09,103→00:05:11,268

GUARD: This place is a lot bigger than I thought.

#12400:05:11,268→00:05:13,531

Oh, so you don't know where you parked it, huh?

#12500:05:13,531→00:05:14,939

Well, I can't blame you.

#12600:05:14,939→00:05:18,028

If I knew where I was going, a few hundred people would be alive right now.

#12700:05:18,028→00:05:19,408

But, they were all assholes, so...

#12800:05:19,408→00:05:20,236

[lock jiggles]

#12900:05:20,236→00:05:21,523

Yeah...

#13000:05:21,523→00:05:23,119

So, what kind of car do you drive?

#13100:05:23,119→00:05:27,007

I've been wanting to get a Crown Victoria from a police auction for some time now.

#13200:05:27,007→00:05:29,794

I thought it would be cool to drive it around town with the police stripes,

#13300:05:29,794→00:05:31,734

and splash some fake blood all over the hood.

#13400:05:32,229→00:05:33,074

[metal grinding]

#13500:05:33,074→00:05:34,908

Now, what is with these doors?

#13600:05:34,908→00:05:35,716

WHOA!

#13700:05:35,716→00:05:37,801

Don't turn into one of THOSE people, man.

#13800:05:38,748→00:05:41,534

Okay, guess we're going here.

#13900:05:42,559→00:05:44,165

Rrr...

#14000:05:44,165→00:05:46,500

GUARD: I smell an ambush. We'd better be careful.

#14100:05:46,500→00:05:49,601

Hey, I'm the leader. I need you to go find a camcorder.

#14200:05:50,874→00:05:53,968

Then you can film me jumping around here and climbing on things.

#14300:05:55,544→00:05:59,328

If we're lucky, we'll catch some explosions or jets flying in the background.

#14400:05:59,328→00:06:02,067

Then I'll mix some music to it later; it'll look sweet.

#14500:06:02,903→00:06:04,510

Hey, you coming or what?

#14600:06:04,510→00:06:07,353

If he thinks I'm waiting on him, he's in for a surprise.

#14700:06:07,353→00:06:09,182

So, this must be where that bomb hit.

#14800:06:09,182→00:06:11,270

Why did they bomb this? It looks empty.

#14900:06:11,270→00:06:12,672

Did they miss?

#15000:06:12,672→00:06:14,133

Maybe they don't need a reason.

#15100:06:14,930→00:06:15,901

Ohhh...

#15200:06:18,590→00:06:20,567

They'll never think to look up!

#15300:06:22,695→00:06:26,234

Yeah, try and advance on me from down there, surface-dwellers!

#15400:06:30,963→00:06:34,100

Today's forecast is sunny mixed with raining bullets.

#15500:06:34,685→00:06:39,035

Huh, so was this building bombed before or after there were troops inside it?

#15600:06:39,035→00:06:39,634

Nee!

#15700:06:40,114→00:06:41,794

I think it was after.

#15800:06:41,794→00:06:44,077

Okay, how am I getting down?

#15900:06:44,077→00:06:45,532

Uhhh...

#16000:06:45,532→00:06:46,968

Oop-bop-paa!

#16100:06:47,591→00:06:51,894

I've lost track of how many friendly-fire incidents I've seen the military commit by now,

#16200:06:51,894→00:06:54,292

but a friendly-bombing is a new one on me.

#16300:06:54,292→00:06:56,279

And those are just the ones I've seen.

#16400:06:56,279→00:07:00,271

So, that means that the actual number of friendly-fire incidents is a lot higher.

#16500:07:00,271→00:07:01,467

Anyone here?

#16600:07:02,019→00:07:03,000

No?

#16700:07:03,512→00:07:05,391

So, what happened with that bomber pilot?

#16800:07:05,391→00:07:08,849

Did he just sneak a flask of whiskey up in the cockpit and take off?

#16900:07:08,849→00:07:11,710

Maybe he decided to do a barrel roll when he released the bombs

#17000:07:11,710→00:07:13,337

so they would fan out everywhere.

#17100:07:13,337→00:07:15,565

And why shouldn't he if he's drunk?

#17200:07:15,565→00:07:17,039

JESUS CHRIST!

#17300:07:17,039→00:07:18,845

I almost shot you!

#17400:07:18,845→00:07:20,322

And how'd that door open?

#17500:07:20,322→00:07:22,487

Forget it; don't spook me like that!

#17600:07:22,487→00:07:26,866

You're really making me think about bringing back the Kill Everyone policy I had going on.

#17700:07:26,866→00:07:27,534

Waah!

#17800:07:28,419→00:07:29,367

[exhales]

#17900:07:31,388→00:07:33,000

Okay...

#18000:07:33,641→00:07:36,414

I think I know what we're going to do here.

#18100:07:36,414→00:07:39,348

I mean, I think I know what I'm going to do here.

#18200:07:39,348→00:07:40,809

You just...

#18300:07:40,809→00:07:43,251

GUARD: I'll be happy to survive this with all my parts.

#18400:07:43,251→00:07:44,534

Yeah, you do that.

#18500:07:45,442→00:07:48,404

On a lighter note: I never told you the second part of my plan.

#18600:07:48,404→00:07:50,046

The cop car is just a beginning.

#18700:07:50,046→00:07:51,202

The next part would take a while

#18800:07:51,202→00:07:54,667

because I would have to pay somebody to train a chimpanzee in hardcore karate

#18900:07:54,667→00:07:56,300

and attack people on sight.

#19000:07:57,785→00:08:00,759

I mean, he would have to be loyal to me, of course--I'm the trainer--

#19100:08:00,759→00:08:02,500

but everyone else would get a beat down.

#19200:08:03,658→00:08:04,959

Then we could ride around at night

#19300:08:04,959→00:08:07,105

and I could just let him loose on the street for a while

#19400:08:07,105→00:08:09,239

watching him beat the crap out of people.

#19500:08:09,239→00:08:10,869

Nobody would be prepared for this.

#19600:08:10,869→00:08:12,813

I could have a little whistle or something I could blow

#19700:08:12,813→00:08:14,441

[rumbling sound] to get him to come back to the car.

#19800:08:14,441→00:08:17,234

HELLO, THIS IS GROUND CONTROL. PLEASE APPROACH MY SIGNAL.

#19900:08:22,053→00:08:24,080

DO YOU SEE MY SIGNAL?

#20000:08:24,080→00:08:25,100

LET ME TRY ANOTHER ONE.

#20100:08:27,041→00:08:29,067

HOW ABOUT NOW? DO YOU SEE THAT ONE?

#20200:08:29,909→00:08:30,667

HELLO?

#20300:08:31,102→00:08:36,000

NO, NO. PLEASE STAY INSIDE THE AIRCRAFT UNTIL AFTER YOU'VE LANDED. THANK YOU.

#20400:08:38,559→00:08:41,534

HOLD ON, WE'RE HAVING SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY. I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

#20500:08:42,022→00:08:45,000

EXCUSE ME, SIRS? SIRS? YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED BACK HERE.

#20600:08:46,524→00:08:47,467

THANK YOU.

#20700:08:48,843→00:08:50,968

OKAY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CHECK THESE THROUGH CUSTOMS.

#20800:08:51,385→00:08:54,167

THIS IS GROUND CONTROL AGAIN. YOU'RE FLYING SOUTH.

#20900:08:55,287→00:08:56,701

FOLLOW MY SIGNAL.

#21000:08:58,794→00:09:02,794

IF YOU DECIDE YOU WANT TO KEEP ON FLYING TO ANOTHER AIRFIELD, THAT'S FINE BY ME.

#21100:09:02,794→00:09:04,934

JUST KEEP GOING...somewhere.

#21200:09:05,531→00:09:06,630

[metal grinding]

#21300:09:06,630→00:09:07,998

WE'RE GOING TO NEED MAINTENANCE DOWN HERE.

#21400:09:07,998→00:09:10,150

WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE HANGAR DOORS.

#21500:09:10,150→00:09:11,634

OKAY, YOU'RE HEADING BACK EAST?

#21600:09:12,387→00:09:15,534

AH, YOU'RE COMING AROUND. OKAY, LET'S LINE IT UP THEN.

#21700:09:15,904→00:09:18,367

YOUR APPROACH LOOKS GOOD I'M JUST GOING TO GUIDE YOU IN.

#21800:09:18,744→00:09:20,067

JUST FOLLOW MY SIGNAL.

#21900:09:22,154→00:09:23,100

LOOKING GOOD!

#22000:09:29,078→00:09:30,834

PERFECT!

#22100:09:31,830→00:09:36,029

Welcome to New Mexico. Ground temperatures are 88 degrees with clear skies.

#22200:09:36,029→00:09:37,834

Thank you for flying with us.

#22300:09:38,716→00:09:41,601

Those aircraft didn't have the best safety records anyway.

#22400:09:43,619→00:09:46,955

I don't need to be checked by Security; I work here? Thank you.

#22500:09:46,955→00:09:47,434

[lock buzzes]

#22600:09:48,013→00:09:50,500

Well, I don't want to go in there anyway!

#22700:09:52,848→00:09:55,467

Yep, have shotgun, will travel.

#22800:09:56,156→00:09:56,943

One thing I don't--

#22900:09:56,943→00:09:57,667

WAAH!

#23000:09:58,611→00:09:59,167

Shit!

#23100:09:59,742→00:10:01,561

Not again!

#23200:10:01,561→00:10:02,795

Okay, walk away.

#23300:10:02,795→00:10:05,052

I'm not getting involved anymore than I am already.

#23400:10:05,052→00:10:07,076

It's not like I can get into any more trouble.

#23500:10:07,076→00:10:09,334

What do I care? I launched a missile.

#23600:10:09,334→00:10:11,498

Besides, I FUCKING TOLD HIM NOT TO DO THAT!

#23700:10:11,498→00:10:13,329

So, what does he do? He does it again.

#23800:10:13,329→00:10:15,534

That's the story of humanity right there.

#23900:10:18,525→00:10:20,534

He didn't even find a camcorder.